Here I am with my fellow guards at a tomb of a Rabbi (Matthew 27:62–66).  We are guarding a dead man; imagine that!  Dead men don’t just get up from death and walk away.  It was a long and boring night.  We talked about the dead man, why and how He died.  They say that his disciples might try to steal the body.  All I say is, “Let them try.”  It won’t happen on my guard.  What is that bright light?  Why is the earth shaking?  Why can’t I stand up?  What is happening?  Are we going to die?

And behold, there was a great earthquake, for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven and came and rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothing white as snow. And for fear of him the guards trembled and became like dead men. Matthew 28:2–4 (ESV)